posted 10-09-1999 02:18 AM         

Increase batch size to at least "micro" next time.

If you must do speck batches, you'll need a spray bottle that delivers less punch-per-pump than your standard one-per-push. So go find one. Good luck to you.

Adjust ph level by tossing in a dash or two of the freonated solvent you set aside earlier. Proceed.

Realize that your horrible chemistry skills will undoubtedly cause any attempt at actual drug synthesis to bee utterly and endlessly worthless and consequently give up the effort. Decide to pay for drugs if you want 'em that bad.

posted 10-09-1999 03:37 AM         

-Spit'Buzz Aldrin'Ball-

posted 10-09-1999 09:28 AM         

This damn think is a GOD SEND. (thank you's go out!) Filter nasty goo in minutes, no muss,no fuss. Shit goes in, but it don't come out!

After ya got pretty filter water, ya need some lye,muratic acid, turkey baster, gallon D-water and PH paper.

If like me, ain't got no PH paper. Goto grocery store, get head of red cabbage, slice n dice. put in pot, add quart water, boil for 30 mins, pour off puple juice into cake pan, soak printer paper in juice till purple, put purple paper in oven @ 150f till dry, gut into strips, Now ya got Ph paper.

Range of pH, From Rhodium's site

Put clean eph water in mason jar (200 mills or so), Cover with with 200 Mills or so of non-polar of choice (pet ehter,naptha,zylene,touluene) Dump in Lye water, test water layer, PH paper should turn yellow. if still bluish/Green add more lye water. (can;t have too much) Shake like mo-fo. let settle, suck top layer off with turkey baster and put in clean mason jar.

take eph oil in non polar, add d-water, shake like mo-fo. Let settle, stick turkey baster thru eph-oil & non-polar into water, suck out the water and discard. (this washes any lye water outta the oil)

Take eph oil & non-polar, add d-water and couple drops muratic (hcl) acid. Shake like Mo-fo. Test water layer. should start of green/yellow on ph paper and as you add drops acid and shake it should work its way up to blue, then light blue STOP. Number of drops depends on how much Eph you started with. If ya goto far and turns puple, gota start over, dump in lye water till yellow, suck of eph-oil, wash and try again.

After ya got the ph right, suck of eph-water. Place in clear pyrex backing dish and place on stove, heat slightly, (no boil) let it steam away tille almost gone, turn off heat and dry the rest with blow dryer.

Your done, have nice day

/Gadget

PS, you smart bee's, How I do? Always been told that you don't know something till ya can teach it to another

posted 10-09-1999 09:39 AM         

Forgot, when adding lye water to eph water, when ya get the ph to yellow, add bunch of table salt. Suppose to help get more eph into non-polar. If ya don't do this, nothing bad happens, but it should increase your yeilds

posted 10-09-1999 12:28 PM         

98 bottles of pills on the shelf , 98 bottles of pills, you take one down and soak in on down, 97 bottles of pills on the shelf.

posted 10-10-1999 08:26 PM         

supplies:
pills
alcohol
blender.

Take alcohol only

and drink it until all gone.

I forget the rest.

posted 10-11-1999 09:06 AM         

Heres another idea I stumbled across in the drug store the other day.

-13 pills into a test tube.
-cover with alcohol and evaporate
-cover with water and evaporate
-cover with petrol then evaporate
-press back into 13 pills and start again.

posted 10-11-1999 03:34 PM         

Universal technique dependent on use of very sharp knife and careful close observation:

guaranteed to provide cleanest product.

Although understood by predecessors reaching back into time immemorial, new age practicianers will recognize process as essentially binary:

yes, no

is discriminant.

PROCEDURE

Using extremely sharp blade, disect, resect, chop, chomp, chew, split, masticate, into smallest particles.

When divided enough, each particle IS or IS NOT what you want.

Using chop sticks, place each particle into pile.

The "IS" pile is the finest possible desired material.

The "IS NOT" pile can be sent back to pill manufacturers for inclusion in next batch, thus avoiding waste and being a blessing to the earth.

Please to let me know if application of technique

Providentially Provides Postulated Pile of Perfected Product.

Humbly yours,